The straight talk
Terms of Service
The rules of the road for using this site and our tools. Short, fair, and free of the legalese that makes your eyes glaze over.
Jessica: Nothing in here is a trap. It’s the same handshake we’d give you in person — just written down so nobody’s left guessing.
The basics
By using this website and its tools — including the free Website Check — you’re agreeing to these terms. If any of it doesn’t sit right with you, have a chat with us before you go further.
What we do
Aussie Koala Web Care designs, builds, hosts, moves and maintains websites, and does SEO — the honest, slow-cooked kind. We also run a free Website Check so you can see how your site’s shaping up before you spend a cent.
About the free Website Check
The Website Check is a free, automated look at a single page of your site. It’s a genuinely useful starting point — a torch shone into one room — but it isn’t a full audit, and it isn’t a promise.
It shows you the symptoms. Fixing them is a separate conversation.
There’s a fuller rundown of what the tool can and can’t see in our Website Check Disclaimer — worth a read before you act on anything.
We don’t promise number one
Let’s be honest about SEO: nobody can guarantee you’ll rank first on Google, and anyone who does is having you on. Google holds the dials, not us. What we promise instead is honest work, sensible strategy, and numbers you can check yourself — not a magic spot on a search page.
Quotes, plans and pricing
Our plans — Local Presence, Growth, and The Front Lawn — and their prices are what they are today, and we may adjust them down the track. A quote, though, is a quote: once we’ve given you one and you’ve said yes, that’s the deal we’ll honour for that work.
Your side of things
Fair’s fair — when you use the site, please:
- give us accurate details (a wrong email just means a lost reply),
- use the tools as intended — not to hammer, scrape, or try to break them,
- don’t use the site for anything unlawful.
Our stuff is our stuff
The words, designs, characters (yes, Jessica and the crew), and code on this site are ours. Enjoy them — but please don’t copy them wholesale and pass them off as your own.
The boys: Borrow an idea, no worries. Lift the whole lawn, and we’ll notice.
Where we stand on liability
We put real care into everything here, but we can’t promise the site or tools will be flawless or available every single second. To the extent the law allows, we’re not liable for indirect or flow-on losses that come from using the site or acting on the free Website Check. Our advice is advice — the decisions stay yours.
Links to other places
Now and then we’ll link out to other websites. We don’t run those, so we can’t vouch for what’s on them. Tread sensibly.
Which law applies
These terms are governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia.
Changes
We may update these terms now and then. We’ll change the date below when we do, and carrying on using the site means you’re happy with the current version.
Talk to us
Anything unclear? Get in touch — we’d much rather sort a question now than a misunderstanding later.
Last updated: 16 June 2026.